some of you have never seen any of the barbie movies and it shows
some of you have never seen any of the barbie movies and it shows
cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them
why are people talking about overwatch again
me: pets my dog so gingerly and sweetly as to not hurt his delicate puppy bones
my dog: headbutts me in the ass so hard i go flying forward three feet and smashes my head against the hardwood
me online: men are absolutely evil. nothing they do or say can be trusted and they should be avoided at all costs
me at a bar: convincingly fake laughs at a guy’s borat reference because he’s 6′4
when a mutual suddenly gains a niche super-interest i cannot follow at all but i support them
